April Fool. True or false?

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The UK government has spent about £25bn on a high-speed train line from Birmingham to London, but due to rising costs, it is now expected to terminate at Hendon Parkway in north London, seven miles from central London.
 
Of course not. That would be stupid. It is going to terminate at Old Oak Common, five miles away from central London
 
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easyJet Holidays has today announced a radical rebrand to easyJet Holibobs, following extensive market research which revealed that ‘Holibobs’ has been searched almost 35 million times on TikTok.

The company’s chief holibob officer, said: ‘Holibobs are for everyone to enjoy and easyJet Holibobs is here to help everyone achieve the holibob of their dreams.

‘Whether you’re looking for a Summer holibob with your huns, a Chrimbo holibob with the hubby and famalam or a spring holibob with BAE – we have just the holibob to make your friends jelly. Amazeballs!’
 
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