Met a girl in a club last night and after beers and chat we ended up at my place. We eventually got to the bedroom and started undressing when a voice said " Hope thats not the fat cow from last week! "
The girl said " what the fu*k was that ? "
I said it's that b**tard memory foam matress !!
The girl said " what the fu*k was that ? "
I said it's that b**tard memory foam matress !!
