>
> >>> Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got
> >>> increasingly tight as the day went on.
>
> >>> That night, after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles
> >>> retired back to their room.
> >>>
>
> >>> Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling,
> >>> one's feet are killing one.'
> >>>
> >>> Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour.
> >>>
>
> >>> But It wouldn't budge 'Harder!' yelled Camilla.
> >>>
>
> >>> 'Harder?' Charles yelled back. 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so
> >>> bloody tight, 'Come on give it all you've got, ' she cried.
> >>>
> >>> Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
> >>> exclaimed, 'Oh god, that feels so good !'
> >>>
> >>> In their bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and
> >>> said
> >>>
> >>> 'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that.'
> >>>
> >>> Meanwhile back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to
> >>> remove the other shoe when he cried out, 'Oh god, darling, this
> >>> one's even tighter.'
> >>>
> >>> At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: 'That's
> >>> my boy; once a navy man, always a navy man!'
> >>> Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got
> >>> increasingly tight as the day went on.
>
> >>> That night, after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles
> >>> retired back to their room.
> >>>
>
> >>> Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling,
> >>> one's feet are killing one.'
> >>>
> >>> Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour.
> >>>
>
> >>> But It wouldn't budge 'Harder!' yelled Camilla.
> >>>
>
> >>> 'Harder?' Charles yelled back. 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so
> >>> bloody tight, 'Come on give it all you've got, ' she cried.
> >>>
> >>> Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
> >>> exclaimed, 'Oh god, that feels so good !'
> >>>
> >>> In their bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and
> >>> said
> >>>
> >>> 'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that.'
> >>>
> >>> Meanwhile back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to
> >>> remove the other shoe when he cried out, 'Oh god, darling, this
> >>> one's even tighter.'
> >>>
> >>> At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: 'That's
> >>> my boy; once a navy man, always a navy man!'
