Car won't start

[JohnD]

 

[Deleted member 174758]

<groan>

 

[DiyNutJob]

If you read the battery charger thread, maybe you won't get this kind of problems.

Can I buy your dead battery for a fiver?

 

[Mottie]

Reminds me of the time the bouncers wouldn’t let me in a nightclub because I wasn’t wearing a tie. I went back to my car and all I could find was a set of jump leads so I tied them round my neck. I went back to the bouncers and they said I could come in but warned me not to start anything.