Cleverly's clever plan to send asylum seekers to....

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...West Falkland for processing. This after the Supreme Court ruled that sending them to Rwanda was illegal.
West Falkland has lots of room, has about 6 inhabitants, lots of sheep, and is about 600 miles from the nearest land mass, if you discount South Georgia.

I just totally made that up. What's the betting it makes a Daily Mail headline by the end of next week?
 
MeldrewsMate said:
...West Falkland for processing. This after the Supreme Court ruled that sending them to Rwanda was illegal.
West Falkland has lots of room, has about 6 inhabitants, lots of sheep, and is about 600 miles from the nearest land mass, if you discount South Georgia.

I just totally made that up. What's the betting it makes a Daily Mail headline by the end of next week?
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What a wonderful idea I thought.
 
MeldrewsMate said:
I just totally made that up. What's the betting it makes a Daily Mail headline by the end of next week?
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If it's make-believe, then it has a good chance of making The Wail. The hilarious thing is, its readers will believe every word, then go spouting their nonsense on here.
 
If it was a reciprocal arrangement would we get West Falkland sheep being sent here?
 
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Only the good looking ones.
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Hope there are no Welsh on here, they'll be getting all worked-up.

PS If West Falkland is 11,000 miles away it'll take a Welshman nearly 23 days to drive there at 20mph, not including hold-ups at temporary traffic lights.
 
MeldrewsMate said:
Hope there are no Welsh on here, they'll be getting all worked-up.

PS If West Falkland is 11,000 miles away it'll take a Welshman nearly 23 days to drive there at 20mph, not including hold-ups at temporary traffic lights.
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i supose he would fill up at a shell station :unsure:
 
Doubt the Argentinians would be happy with the falklands being turned into a massive refugee camp ??

They could go to Iceland may be ?

The gene pool there needs rejuvenating ??

There have to do soMe thing to sort it eventually ? Or they will turn into a nation of fruit cakes ??
 
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