Dog joke

[JBR]

I was eating some food in the park the other day and an old lady came by with her dog, which began barking and jumping up at me.

I said, "Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?"

"No," the old lady replied.

So I picked it up and threw it in the lake.

 

[peterchichester]

Now that's funny! Thanks

 

[RNReindeer]

Animalist!

 

[securespark]

How do you make a dog drink?

Put it in the liquidiser...