Had a call from my brother in law a while back :
"You know about electrics, don't you ?"
"yes, a bit"
"I've just fitted a socket in the loft and it's not working properly, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't"
"did you take a spur off an upstairs socket ?"
"oh no, didn't have enough wire for that, I found a cable in the loft, so I cut that and found a live in it"
(no, he can't have been that daft.......can he ?)
"Is the socket working now ?"
"no, I've got a radio plugged in and I can't hear it"
"go and turn on the light switch at the top of the stairs"
"ok" [comes back] "That's working now, I can hear my radio"
Two things are worrying me:
1. his tool kit consists of a pair of scissors, a rusty chisel and some sellotape; how did he cut the cable without getting a shock ?
2. how is he, and his family, still alive ?
"You know about electrics, don't you ?"
"yes, a bit"
"I've just fitted a socket in the loft and it's not working properly, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't"
"did you take a spur off an upstairs socket ?"
"oh no, didn't have enough wire for that, I found a cable in the loft, so I cut that and found a live in it"
(no, he can't have been that daft.......can he ?)
"Is the socket working now ?"
"no, I've got a radio plugged in and I can't hear it"
"go and turn on the light switch at the top of the stairs"
"ok" [comes back] "That's working now, I can hear my radio"
Two things are worrying me:
1. his tool kit consists of a pair of scissors, a rusty chisel and some sellotape; how did he cut the cable without getting a shock ?
2. how is he, and his family, still alive ?