George Carlin

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I'd like to invent a cockroach spray with a difference: “It doesn’t kill the roaches, but it fills them with self-doubt as to whether or not they’re in the right house.”
 
"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward."
 
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