How To Get Rid Of Crappy Pigeons

[The Samaritan]

An evergreen tree we planted near our detached house, ie about 60 fot away is attracting those ****ty pigeons and I fear they may start sitting/****ting on our orgranger and or roof

A clap of the hands over a Ring security cam shakes them away but could I place a model of a large crow or bigger fatter piegon that may scare them away - I want to do it the humantarian way

Thanks

 

[Mottie]

I fear they may start sitting/****ting on our orgranger

What’s an orgranger? Have you got an 'organ grinder' with sh*t on it?

 

[Ihavenojob]

When it's the close season, I get my man to go in the back yard and beat the undergrowth, and have fellow gentlemen round to blast them from the sky.

 

[Charlie George]

What’s an orgranger?

You have to hand it to him, done really well for himself considering the illitteracy

 

[transam]

Pigeons

My neighbour used to race pigeons

If they had a pigeon race that had to go across France he would lose loads of em

French scoundrels would have machine guns on the coastal routes
Blasting them out of the sky

 

[mitch66]

You have to hand it to him, done really well for himself considering the illitteracy

I think he believes that people take him seriously. Just amazing.

 

[Dork Lard]

Might be time to make that phone call to your social worker again.

You are not well.

 

[Minjeeta]

An evergreen tree we planted near our detached house, ie about 60 fot away is attracting those ****ty pigeons and I fear they may start sitting/****ting on our orgranger and or roof

A clap of the hands over a Ring security cam shakes them away but could I place a model of a large crow or bigger fatter piegon that may scare them away - I want to do it the humantarian way

Thanks

Get your butler to chase them away

 

[securespark]

What’s an orgranger?

Orangery?

Kind of conservatory for potted citrus trees.

 

[Mottie]

Oh, a lean-to. He should have said……

 

[Trazor]

My neighbour used to race pigeons

Did he ever beat any of them.

 

[The Samaritan]

Pigeons

My neighbour used to race pigeons

If they had a pigeon race that had to go across France he would lose loads of em

French scoundrels would have machine guns on the coastal routes
Blasting them out of the sky

Hi Trans

Did they soot the fat b's ones as well as they are really full of ****.

Having stated the above, personally i dod not want any piegon or bird shot.
How can i ascertain whick clown owns them or tell if they are racing piegons or thos fat b's
that are ownned by no one. There are two pairs of these fatty piegons, ie one fat and one thinner ones couples I guess
and one of them has several cins.

There is a crows nest in the garden that backs on to urs that is a good 300 feet away - can I attract those corws to my gaden to shoo off this fat birds???

 

[JP_]

I used to get loads of dirty pigeons in my garden. Now I have a lovely terrier cross, and no more pigeons - they're all sitting on somebody's orangutany down the road now.

 

[securespark]

Did he ever beat any of them.

Only to get them started

 

[conny]

Fake owls/hawks etc won't do a thing. They soon suss out they are not for real. As for attracting crows, forget it. Crows are carrion eaters so don't bother the pigeons one iota. I should know because we have a small stream near us called Crowbrook, (simply because there are so many crows around here). The crows and pigeons eat together in the meadow next door.
Most effective thing would be a real hawk, such as a peregrine falcon or Harris hawk, which you release each day or two after proper training. Only problem is, if they catch a pigeon, or any other bird, they won't come home until they have devoured it and need to feed again which may take a day or two, (assuming they don't catch something else in the meantime).