A man goes into a library and says to the receptionist " can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please?
The librarian looks puzzled and says "Sir, this is a library"!
The man apologises and whispers " can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please?"
The librarian looks puzzled and says "Sir, this is a library"!
The man apologises and whispers " can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please?"