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I got a letter from Screwfix today.
They thanked me for my interest, but they've informed me that they're not a dating agency.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentines day.
It's bound to end in tears though. She's crap at snooker.
There's an email going round telling you, you can catch Swine flu from tins of ham.
Delete it, it's spam.
They reckon sex is good exercise.
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't a few seconds every couple of weeks is going to shift this beer belly.
When I was young, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream, and put a cherry on my head.
I tell you, life was tough in the gateaux.
They thanked me for my interest, but they've informed me that they're not a dating agency.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentines day.
It's bound to end in tears though. She's crap at snooker.
There's an email going round telling you, you can catch Swine flu from tins of ham.
Delete it, it's spam.
They reckon sex is good exercise.
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't a few seconds every couple of weeks is going to shift this beer belly.
When I was young, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream, and put a cherry on my head.
I tell you, life was tough in the gateaux.
