My lack of knowledge on Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
Jokes that you made up
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I hate people with frostbite. I think I may be lack toes intolerant.
I got ran over by a hire van earlier. Fecking Hertz.
Every time Hank Marvin introduces himself someone makes him a sandwich.
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Hmnnn... might have worked better if I didn't include the word Duck in the question, perhaps using synonyms such as a bird with a large beak of a bird that eats fish
Not that my opinion counts for duck.
Why did the fly leave the dog turd?
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A message?
No. Not 'what did the fly leave on the dog turd'. WHY did the fly leave the dog turd? Answer: He got pìssed off!
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Or it was shït
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
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I've been on a health kick.
Lost loads of weight.
Then.
I looked at a slice of Pizza . Then I ate the whole pizza, then a box of garlic bread with a bottle of coke. It' was like a Domino effect.
Lost loads of weight.
Then.
I looked at a slice of Pizza . Then I ate the whole pizza, then a box of garlic bread with a bottle of coke. It' was like a Domino effect.
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It's a toilet seat and not your joke
I don't know. What did the 0 say to the 8?
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Nice belt!
I actually laughed!!!!!!!!!