Jokes that you made up

[Deleted member 294929]

I went out this morning walking the dogs. I picked what I thought was edible mushrooms.

Now I'm not so sure.

This is truffling me a bit.

 

[Vinty]

Is thst a real life story?

Yes.
They said they born in "Delhi",(Derry).
It was just spiel for the punters at their market stall.
Their accents were genuine Irish though, so they were.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Yes.

Did I tell you the story about when I met a couple of Turkey pluckers in Norfolk?

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Or Gentleman's Relish

A bit like Marmite, is what I gathered from my past girlfriends.

 

[martygturner]

How many politicians does it take to paper a room, one - if you slice them thinly enough.

 

[ic1927]

My mate plays football for a team called the Musketeers. They started the season well..with three wins and a draw.. all 4-1 and one 4-all....

 

[Vinty]

I started a Bra company but it went bust.

 

[Jurassicspark]

A fellow from the Punjab goes to his doctor and tells the doctor that when in large open spaces full of white people, he feels very nervous. The doctor gives him a knowing look and tells him that he a gora-phobic.

I know I'm late but I surely did laugh at that one.

 

[ic1927]

A pal of ours has a really bad stutter and, by the time he told us his Nanna had died, we were all singing Hey Jude.

 

[johnny2007]

 

[Deleted member 294929]

I started a Bra company but it went bust.

I started a braa company that went tit's up.