the industrial complex on the next level down. Ossi machinery was massive; built to survive anything Heaven or Earth could throw at it. The Borg never stood a chance
Never Ending Story
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oompah
of winning the lottery, for him tennis was a better option...
-- which wasn't saying much but, if some human could win the lottery, why shouldn't a Borg learn to play tennis? Stranger things had happened in the delta quadrant
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imamartian
it was this attitude that angered the umpyre race. They were a race of beings that were born with a chair and a step ladder up their...
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imamartian
gas problems... and needing a part p....nis certificate to prove your....
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oompah
the Jake the pake three legged race whilst singing always look on the bright side of life.....
but it's hard to look on the bright side after you've failed to qualify for the synchronized safety testing triathlon - just because you failed to spot an undersized "Contains nuts" warning on a peanut packet! 
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oompah
flavoured condoms only on sale at nut-r-us in the higher branch's of the giant redwoods........
chain of novelty shops. With branches all the way from Alaska to Arkansas, a squirrel can always find one in an emergency
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lifesagasman
situation your Mae West just might..
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but might not! Or is that may not? Whom amongst us is qualified to know? That was the headline in Ossi's literary supplement, although it was a real puzzle how they'd published a paper at all whilst....
Queen of kelp cakes - but, as Earth thrust the gaping crater ever higher, the West Atlantic receded into the distance leaving the kelp fields high and dry