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lifesagasman
down in your neck of the woods, he mused...
Never Ending Story
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"It's absolute hell down there" Gene gasped, dragging himself out of the bashed up shuttle with his remaining arm.
"How nice. Fancy a game of tennis?"
"How nice. Fancy a game of tennis?"
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oompah
table tennis is out because the tables in the wreckage and you've crash landed on the lawn now what.......
"the hell are we going to do? We can't go down there and, if we go home empty handed, the queen will send us to the scrapyard."
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imamartian
challenge... (scrapheap was old hat), and their challenge was to use the contects of a wheelie bin and make a...
telephone ignoring machine, which sounded trivial but there was a catch. The machine had to ignore a phone only if it rang more than a preset number of times
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Square disappeared in a cloud of toxic custard powder, released by the evil Wind-Chime Protectorate...
-- or so said the Referee, the big book of rules by which all life in New Wimbledon was ordered. But was it literal or metaphorical - or even allegorical; just another Womble fairy tale? The Umpyres searched in vain for a rule about freak tides
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turn slowly by Sleepy Hollow, the genteel nomadic lifestyle of the Grecian 2000s changing little since the Apocalypse laid waste to Jeremy Kyle and his twisted
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knee that prevented him taking part in the all England dry stone walling competition,the title currently held by stone wall Jackson.....
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and his mentor, Bubbles, who was forever blowing...
her top about the Jackson Five and how her Joe was so much better than Michael
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even folded in half...
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oompah
which is better than being cut in half,but not as good as half cut.....
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to the ending, before the deleterators beat you to it...