Never Ending Story

[Space cat]

but the director wasn't worried. The deleterators had their hands full with Debbie Does Hogwarts. They had no interest in Star Trek 37, Wombles of Atlantis

 

[lifesagasman]

or Fireball XL5, progenators of torpid effluence with lashings of..

 

[oompah]

cat-o nine tails whilst being caught in-flagrante wth princess leia....

 

[lifesagasman]

upon leia, the flimsy diaphanous garments were roughly stripped away, to reveal a perfect..

 

[Space cat]

who had gone through a wormhole into the wrong film and found herself promoted to Queen --

"I send you out to assimilate a bunch of innocuous Wombles ---


WHAT THE *&%* HAPPENED!!!!!"

Edit: "Er, sorry but we were late. "

 

[lifesagasman]

Beep beep!

 

[Space cat]

and so the new queen hatched a perfect plan.

"Go back to Earth and get me those Wombles - and this time, HOLD THE MAP THE RIGHT WAY UP!"

 

[lifesagasman]

and don't lose the plot, you careless Martian...

 

[Space cat]

And so the two hapless drones, cunningly disguised as a martian and a space cat, headed off back to earth - or so the queen thought.

"Pub" said Gene

"Tennis club I think" replied Borg. "You can try out your new arm --"

 

[lifesagasman]

wrestling technique on the barmaid before

 

[Karinska]

before she volleys your balls into the crowd for daring to ........

 

[oompah]

question if she really knows how to pull a pint.......

 

[lifesagasman]

and stuff it into a quart pot...

 

[Karinska]

head who was after a bit more than the normal crack on sale down .....

 

[lifesagasman]

At the 'Old Smutty Duck' hostelry in