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.. funniest one-liner.. "what do you call a surgeon with only one eye?"....
Never Ending Story
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"I don't know" replied Basil "but if I needed an operation, that would be the one I'd get. Boom boom!!"
boom boom let me hear you say way oh . way oh, was playing on the radio when in walked ........................
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Helen Shapiro looking for her happiness again,then realised she had left it on the train which was entering the channel tunnel onroute to........
Marrakesh - to the great relief of Crosby, Stills and Nash who had been stuck on the ruddy thing since 1969
was all it cost for the Bay City Rollers new double cd . It was on special offer due to .............
the fact that the SNP had cancelled their order at the last minute - so now ASDA were left with all ten copies
Of black Sabbath were found at the local car boot sale. Police officers arrived on site and went to the stall holder and …………….
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imamartian
said "where's your brother, Noddy?" wasn't he in Slade....
arrested him on suspicion of possessing some toxic heavy metal
Edit: Oops! late again.
"I don't have a brother", Dinah Doll replied
Edit: Oops! late again.
"I don't have a brother", Dinah Doll replied
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in hushed tones,for she was in the confessional but unknown to her the confession was heard by none other than ......
her late husband who had returned to earth as a ........................
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push me pull you and didn't know whether to stick or twist......
again like we did last summer ..............
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holidays spent on the rainy windswept outreaches of Mongolia searching for el dorado ................