Never Ending Story

"I'm always pleased to see you m'lady"

"In that case Parker, you can take off my dress."

"Yes m'lady."

" -- and my stockings"

"Yes m'lady."

" -- and my bra"

"Yes m'lady."

" -- and my panties"

"Yes m'lady."

" -- and you can put them right back where you found them!"
 
but you were supposed to be out all evening m'lady and the Clampetts are coming over dressed to the nines, now what am I to.....
 
said madam whiplash,the choice is yours although the tongue and groove come highly recommended by.......
 
"Roll up! Roll up! These aren't just suspenders. These are St Mark's suspenders."

But the cardinals were unconvinced. It sounded too much like something they'd heard before
 
the great heards of wilderbeast came sweeping majestically across the plains ........
 
watering hole, instead they found the grand canal, and let out a sigh when they saw the bridge........
 
style of handels water music when all that was needed was a simple lullaby......
 
beauty is in the eye of the beholder,which is why Quasimodo could never understand how narcissuss got off looking in a lake.......
 
for the Lake Ness Monster... it was at this point the Scottish tourist board whinced,,,, maybe we don't have a unique beastie...
 
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