Notable Obituaries.

Told ya before, I go for quality, not quantity. Now, stop the chat, it’s a remembrance thread!
 
All his quips and gaffs I thought were hilarious, though I must admit it was even funnier how whiners got so easily wound up and twisted in knots over it, (there's a couple of members on here who do just that, I'll let you lot guess who they are)

I thought they showed a human side to the royal family whether they were PC or not, I wonder if he was one of them granddad's that always have a way to cheer you up and put a smile on your face... He had his faults I'm sure but don't we all..

Rip
 
So whats gonna happen now Harry has called his family a bunch of racists... i wonder if he even ventures over for the day, he certainly won't have a local pad anymore that's gone, i guess they will lean on one of their new A-list friends who he mostly probably hasn't even met before.
 
So whats gonna happen now Harry has called his family a bunch of racists... i wonder if he even ventures over for the day, he certainly won't have a local pad anymore that's gone, i guess they will lean on one of their new A-list friends who he mostly probably hasn't even met before.

I read earlier he was preparing to fly over, no mention of 'her'.

RIP Phillyboy.
 
I think the 'Duke of Edinburgh' scheme that he set up has been his biggest achievements for me, it has introduced a lot of young people to the Great-Outdoors. Certainly a bit of a character too, so a big RIP from me.
 
His much-publicised errors include derogatory remarks about people and places, and rude quips he made when angry.

One of his most notorious jokes came around 30 years ago, when he is alleged to have told the German media: “In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.”

The comment returned to prominence last year at the start of the coronavirus pandemic.

Here are 90 gaffes the Duke of Edinburgh made during his nine decades on the planet, compiled by The Independent.

1. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Beijing, during a 1986 tour of China.

2. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Stoke-on-Trent, as offered to the city's Labour MP Joan Walley at Buckingham Palace in 1997.

3. "Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf." Said to a group of deaf children standing near a Caribbean steel drum band in 2000.

4. "If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes." To 21-year-old British student Simon Kerby during a visit to China in 1986.

5. "You managed not to get eaten then?" To a British student who had trekked in Papua New Guinea, during an official visit in 1998.

6. "You can't have been here that long – you haven't got a pot belly." To a British tourist during a tour of Budapest in Hungary. 1993.

7. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.

8. "Damn fool question!" To BBC journalist Caroline Wyatt at a banquet at the Elysée Palace after she asked Queen Elizabeth if she was enjoying her stay in Paris in 2006.

9. "It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." The Prince's verdict of a fuse box during a tour of a Scottish factory in August 1999. He later clarified his comment: "I meant to say cowboys. "I just got my cowboys and Indians mixed up."

10. "People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still drying out Windsor Castle." To survivors of the Lockerbie bombings in 1993.

11. "We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves." During a trip to Canada in 1976.

12. "A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now that everybody's got more leisure time they are complaining they are unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want." A man of the people shares insight into the recession that gripped Britain in 1981.

13. "British women can't cook." Winning the hearts of the Scottish Women's Institute in 1961.

14. "It was part of the fortunes of war. We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right - are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it!" On the issue of stress counselling for servicemen in a TV documentary marking the 50th Anniversary of V-J Day in 1995.

15. "What do you gargle with – pebbles?" To Tom Jones, after the Royal Variety Performance, 1969. He added the following day: "It is very difficult at all to see how it is possible to become immensely valuable by singing what I think are the most hideous songs."

16. "It's a vast waste of space." Philip entertained guests in 2000 at the reception of a new £18m British Embassy in Berlin, which the Queen had just opened.

17. "There's a lot of your family in tonight." After glancing at business chief Atul Patel's name badge during a 2009 Buckingham Palace reception for 400 influential British Indians to meet the Royal couple.

18. "If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." Said to a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.

19. "You ARE a woman, aren't you?" To a woman in Kenya in 1984, after accepting a gift.

20. "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" To a wheelchair-bound Susan Edwards, and her guide dog Natalie in 2002.

21. "Get me a beer. I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!" On being offered the finest Italian wines by PM Giuliano Amato at a dinner in Rome in 2000.

22. "I would like to go to Russia very much – although the bastards murdered half my family." In 1967, asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union.

23. "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" In a Radio 4 interview shortly after the Dunblane shootings in 1996. He said to the interviewer off-air afterwards: "That will really set the cat among the pigeons, won't it?"

24. "Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car is it? We often see it when driving to Windsor Castle." To neighbour Elton John after hearing he had sold his Watford FC-themed Aston Martin in 2001.

25. "The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion." At the opening of City Hall in 2002.

26. "A ****ometer?" The Prince sees the renames the piezometer water gauge demonstrated by Australian farmer Steve Filelti in 2000.
 
Ive never had a telegram from my wife.

Seems like I'm not the only one
 
First words to the Queen after her coronation...... “where did you get that hat!”
 
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/apr/09/prince-philip-the-duke-of-edinburgh-obituary

Brilliant and fascinating. A complex and multifaceted man,

I think he may have had a little contrition, some contempt, and definitely some condescension when he said

“It’s pleasant for once to be in a country which is not ruled by its people” when visiting the Paraguayan dictatorship.

I do like his love of books

"well-thumbed personal library of more than 11,000 books, with perhaps surprising inclusions such as the works of TS Eliot."

and

Philip’s 1971 biographer, Basil Boothroyd, claimed that he inherited an “undisguised contempt for ignorance, stupidity, inefficiency or deviousness in others”

He was born in Corfu, Greece and then escaped to exile in Paris and was brought up in a broken and scattered family but he persevered to become the consort of the Queen. Finally you would have imagined he would have some semblance of stability only to oversee the decline and break up of the British Empire powerless to do anything - only as an unwitting observer.
 
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