well where do i start,
ive got bruised knees from using carpet stretcher
ive hit my hand and fingers with a hammer both by fitting carpets and nailing skirting boards.
ive sliced my stomach on a wood drill bit as it was left on a step ladder at belly height and i forgot it was there
lastly while knocking down nails from old stud walls which had been used to make cuboards out of the alcoves in bedroom i stepped on a bloody nail
ive bathed myself in tcp
and now im having a few drinks 
but tommorow have yet another 2 carpets to lay,skirting boards to paint ,door frames to paint,one ceiling to paint,then i can put up wallpaper,then the house is finished
ive got bruised knees from using carpet stretcher
ive hit my hand and fingers with a hammer both by fitting carpets and nailing skirting boards.
ive sliced my stomach on a wood drill bit as it was left on a step ladder at belly height and i forgot it was there
lastly while knocking down nails from old stud walls which had been used to make cuboards out of the alcoves in bedroom i stepped on a bloody nail
ive bathed myself in tcp
and now im having a few drinks but tommorow have yet another 2 carpets to lay,skirting boards to paint ,door frames to paint,one ceiling to paint,then i can put up wallpaper,then the house is finished