I enjoyed baiting Crybabbe for a while - oh it always did raise smile.
But it soon got a bit mundane, eventually causing me to refrain.
You see, her limited mental dexterity and frequent low quality response,
Sadly, created no hilarity - and she came across as a bit of a nonce.
With no nouse to give an original reply (or plagiarize something witty on the sly)
Which would have been easy to do, if she only just copied something from Google, Bing or Yahoo.
This really was most odd, for if there is one thing at which she is good
(No, not pleasuring men it seems), but copying stuff in reams.
Yes, this was such of a shock - considering her skill on the venerable Xerox.
One copy or two? A4, A3 or A2?
With mention of condensation and dampness, forum members she tried to impress.
But her tales of relative humidity were soon replaced by humble humility!
Dew points, salts and moisture, always just seemed to confuse her.
So off to Google she would look - and come back with someone else's book!
So reluctantly (for my own sanity), I had to mute her verbal banality.
And my final message to Wannabe, is that you will never ever be funny.
But despite trying as you might, better remember the rules of Copyright.
