spelling mistake (joke)

[HOGGY952]

A single spelling mistake caused my divorce. I went to Thailand and sent my wife a text: "Having the most amazing and wonderful time... wish you were her".

 

[Mickymoody]

Technically a typo, not a spelling mistake, and should be worded 'it' maybe? as Thailand is used as the location?

They sound better when first told, but not so good on the translation maybe?

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says..........


Deliveries round back, you should know by now!

 

[Bahco]

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says................

Whats with the long face?

 

[conny]

Horse walks into a bar,
barman says, "Bet that hurt."
Horse says, "Neighhhh,"