three men were discussing ageing at the nursing home,,,Sixty is the worst age to be,,,said the 60 year old "You alway's feel you have to pee and most of the time you stand at the toilet and nothing come's out,,,"Ah that's nothing said the 70 year old..When your Seventy,,you cant cr*p anymore,,you take laxatives eat bran sit on the toilet all day and nothing come's out,,,,Actually said the 80 year old,,, Eighty is the worst age of all,,Do you have trouble peeing asked the 60 year old,,,no said he i pee like a horse everymorn at 6.00 no problem at all said he,,,Do you have trouble cr***ing ask's the 70 year old,,, no problem down there i cr*p like a cow everymorn at 6.30..The 60 & 70 year old say,, you pee at 6.00 and crap 6.30 so how is "Eighty" the worst age of all,,,,,Well said the 80 year old I dont wake up until 7.00,,, 