Started out as an intention to fill the gap left from where the previous owner had decided to plaster the walls, up to the boxing for the gas pipes. We'd had the pipes removed when we had new central heating installed, leaving this void in the plaster.
'Fairly easy job' - thought I.
Just a case of slapping a bit of plaster into the recess (approx 50mm wide by 3mm deep) thought I.
Away I goes - first mistake being to use 'B&Q's value one-coat plaster?? Loaded up the hawk, onto the trowel (looking very professional going by wot is on da telly). Got the plaster into the recess and pushed it up with a nice, smooth up-ward stroke (jus like wot it sed on dur bag). Then, for some reason, I didn't leave it at that.
I just kept on playing around with it....
.... and playing...
....and playing....
... eventually, I ended up with an effect not too dissimilar to the field the tiling cowboy must have learnt in!!!
'No worries' sed I. 'on dur telly dey leave it a bit then smooth it over with some water and sponge/trowel'.
So....
.... a 'bit' later, I slosh on a wee bit of water, gently apply my trowel and:
..... 'b*****r'. The b****y stuff had already gone off!!! I'd literaly left it for 5 mins. On 'dur telly' they s** off and have a full-blown 3 course meal and a pint before coming back and doing the 'water water, skimmy-skimmy fing'
Stoopid telly peepul! Me gonna getchoo!
So... what now? As I am clearly too inept to fully skim the wall and waaaay to poor to afford a plasterer (I bought 'Value plaster' for crying out loud!!) I think I may resort to sanding down the *ahem* imperfections.
.... suddenly tilling looks like an attractive option!
'Fairly easy job' - thought I.
Just a case of slapping a bit of plaster into the recess (approx 50mm wide by 3mm deep) thought I.
Away I goes - first mistake being to use 'B&Q's value one-coat plaster?? Loaded up the hawk, onto the trowel (looking very professional going by wot is on da telly). Got the plaster into the recess and pushed it up with a nice, smooth up-ward stroke (jus like wot it sed on dur bag). Then, for some reason, I didn't leave it at that.
I just kept on playing around with it....
.... and playing...
....and playing....
... eventually, I ended up with an effect not too dissimilar to the field the tiling cowboy must have learnt in!!!
'No worries' sed I. 'on dur telly dey leave it a bit then smooth it over with some water and sponge/trowel'.
So....
.... a 'bit' later, I slosh on a wee bit of water, gently apply my trowel and:
..... 'b*****r'. The b****y stuff had already gone off!!! I'd literaly left it for 5 mins. On 'dur telly' they s** off and have a full-blown 3 course meal and a pint before coming back and doing the 'water water, skimmy-skimmy fing'
Stoopid telly peepul! Me gonna getchoo!
So... what now? As I am clearly too inept to fully skim the wall and waaaay to poor to afford a plasterer (I bought 'Value plaster' for crying out loud!!) I think I may resort to sanding down the *ahem* imperfections.
.... suddenly tilling looks like an attractive option!