Mate went to doctors because he was ****ting blood etc . Doctor said how many units of alcohol a week do you drink
Eh about 80
doctor ...you drink 40 pints a week really
mate ... oh is a unit half pint in that case its 160 .
Couple of weeks later mate standing drinking pint of bitter , I says to him wtf you up to he told you to stay off it , Mate replied no he didnt he said keep off the lager
I've always assumed the recommended 14 units a week is for children and pregnant women.