How fast can you pee?

As an aside - it is really important to note and see your doctor if your Urine smells differently or strongly - that is a sign of a bladder infection frequently caused in the older generations by not drinking enough or as much as previous due to urination problems. A bladder infection will cause personality changes - usually seen as far more aggression in behaviour - particularly to those closest in the family.
 
well over 60 and can still p1ss over a 5 bar gate

and have had that much beer the night could probably manage a 6 bar (if there was such a thing)

but just done a test, and worryingly I can't pish my height - I'm sure I used to be able to!

may be chin height
 
Koolpc said:
Almost 60 here (2 months time) and i have issues at times peeing. Had the dreaded finger a few months ago etc, all ok.
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its far better not to introduce any negativity at all with fingers up the bum feeling for an enlarge prostate --- if you discourage even a few people from taking a " bit off embarrassment"from a test stopping or delaying the test they may have a more negative outcome

about 2 years ago i had a haemoglobin level off 46 and one off the tests to find the blood leak was the fingers ---now it was unannounced but as my annal sphincter is tight and he had to push hard my automatic reaction was " ooo it shows i am not into bum fun " --laghter in A&E is an unusual but welcoming happening:giggle:
 
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big-all said:
its far better not to introduce any negativity at all with fingers up the bum feeling for an enlarge prostate --- if you discourage even a few people from taking a " bit off embarrassment"from a test stopping or delaying the test they may have a more negative outcome

about 2 years ago i had a haemoglobin level off 46 and one off the tests to find the blood leak was the fingers ---now it was unannounced but as my annal sphincter is tight and he had to push hard my automatic reaction was " ooo it shows i am not into bum fun " --laghter in A&E is an unusual but welcoming happening:giggle:
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Woof!
 
Two years ago the doc gave me the finger up the bum thing, I'd only gone to see him about a nose bleed.
 
He said if you could take your trousers and pants off
where should i put them .
Over there beside mine
 
ic1927 said:
6 am every morning I pee like a race horse. Trouble is I don't wake up till 6.45.
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Sounds like Young Ones when the tv detecetor man called. Vivian eat the tv, insisting to the inspector that it was actually a toaster. Inspector said he would wait till morning to see what came out the other end. At this, Neil started panicking. "Don't worry Neil, I always take a sh!t before I get up in the morning". :LOL:
 
only time i struggle with peeing is holding it in while reading posts from notch /carmen /Denso and the like its hard not to pish yourself laughing at them
 
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