Eh? I am not your mate either. Everyone is everyone's 'mate'. When you need help at the supermarket and say 'Excuse me mate, where's the sugar?', that sort of mate.
No wonder there's hardly any joke threads on here. You lot are a bunch of killjoys.
How not to park
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Eh? I am not your mate either. Everyone is everyone's 'mate'. When you need help at the supermarket and say 'Excuse me mate, where's the sugar?', that sort of mate.
No wonder there's hardly any joke threads on here. You lot are a bunch of killjoys.
Years ago, a couple of mates were walking towards the one's car, when some lads in a BMW parked up next to it.
The BMW driver opened his door into my mate's car, he and his mates just laughed among themselves, and carried on.
My mate was ready to kick off, when the other one told him to just hang on a sec.
"Just get in the car, and wait up over there".
He then proceeded to boot every last panel of the Beemer in, before calmly walking over to my waiting mate, and they drove off.
Karma
Years ago, a couple of mates were walking towards the one's car, when some lads in a BMW parked up next to it.
The BMW driver opened his door into my mate's car, he and his mates just laughed among themselves, and carried on.
My mate was ready to kick off, when the other one told him to just hang on a sec.
"Just get in the car, and wait up over there".
He then proceeded to boot every last panel of the Beemer in, before calmly walking over to my waiting mate, and they drove off.
Karma
I was told that a car can burn in seconds if a little flame is placed under a seat...
Years ago, a couple of mates were walking towards the one's car, when some lads in a BMW parked up next to it.
The BMW driver opened his door into my mate's car, he and his mates just laughed among themselves, and carried on.
My mate was ready to kick off, when the other one told him to just hang on a sec.
"Just get in the car, and wait up over there".
He then proceeded to boot every last panel of the Beemer in, before calmly walking over to my waiting mate, and they drove off.
Karma
He kicked the panels? What boots was he wearing? Or were they stilettos ?
It was in the days before bravely taking a sneaky photo, and heroically posting it, anonymously, on a website
It was in the days before bravely taking a sneaky photo, and heroically posting it, anonymously, on a website
Age of the geek baby, age of the geek !
I was watching some muppets last night trying to shove a mini fridge-freezer onto the back of a Prius and when they couldn't, they started tying it up with ropes to the body of the Prius. WTF?
Why I park away from the entrance, and walk.
Then some pill@ck gets the same idea, but thinks your car looks lonely all by itself - so they park right next to yours.
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Bodd
I had someone park like thst up the hospital before Christmas. But there was still room for me to get in the if I backed in...... I thought it funny as he would be able to get in his drivers side.
When I turned and looked he was in the car
Made me chuckle.
When I turned and looked he was in the car
Made me chuckle.
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teaboyjim
As a noteworthy point of interest Sainsburies have smaller spaces than do Tesco's. Next time you drive past Sainsburies pull out your measure and see what I mean
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Bodd
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teaboyjim
I thought they would all have been the same nationally so it must vary from place to place
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Bodd
Next time I'm there I'll take a picture
I would expect it to be a matter of the cost of land, plus how the available space works out when divided into spaces. Locally we have some quite reasonable width spaces in the newer car parks, but tighter in the older ones.