For some weird reason, when I read this, this clip from the office popped into my head. If you can’t wait, the bit I’m referring to is at 2:30. Could be Dan and Bernard having a chat.
i thought you might be referring to the conversation at 01:15,
"I'm not a professional"
"you're not? You should be, because if you took up gas fitting you'd be the best in the country"
"look, i'm not interested OK, i'm making sheet loads out of forum posts"