I see Dork has disappeared but……

Mottie said:
Who? Barnaby Wilde? I have him on ignore. What’s he spouting?
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Is he saying why he closed his Dork account and opened another account under yet another name? I’m assuming because he is a major bulls hitter, it’s so that when he comes out with his next fib, you wont be able to search for posts under the Dork Lard name. Who knows with these saddo's?
 
Barnaby Wilde said:
I'll tell you where I'm at. Earlier this year Mrs. Wilde was diagnosed with something I can't spell or pronounce, or even understand. Now I'm worth a bob or two so I spent a few bob & we went shopping for doctors, most of 'em agreed that the NHS chap we were already dealing with is probably the bestest in the world in this area. He couldn't give us a timeline but he did say it would be rapid at the end. He told us that the gradual decline symptoms will include many things but the worst of these (for us) will be the cognitive recognition & maybe a shift towards aggression.

Whatever it is, it's a few inches behind her eyes & they cannot go in a get it out. She went blind at the end of August.

We went on a road trip shortly after the diagnosis & ticked off lots of box's on her bucket list, somewhere in Nth Wales she saw this bungalow with a view to die for. So I bought it & we have spent this summer there. 2wks ago it was decided that she really should be moved closer to civilisation & back to that bastard doctor.

I'm 6' 2" 14st & fit as a fiddle, hear me now there is not one of you who could beat me in a fight, I have never been scared of the dark & since I have a son who is twice the man I ever was to stand by my side then there is nothing that can defeat me.

But I cannot do for her what she needs now. I told her many years ago "I'm here, nothing can harm you" which is as big a lie as "I will always love you" innit.
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Wishing your other half peace and comfort in what must be a difficult time for all of you.
 
Mottie said:
Is he saying why he closed his Dork account and opened another account under yet another name? I’m assuming because he is a major bulls hitter, it’s so that when he comes out with his next fib, you wont be able to search for posts under the Dork Lard name. Who knows with these saddo's?
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The problem is with those who suffer mythomania, once they are caught out on one lie, you can never, ever believe anything they post.

They try bullshitting, then when that fails to impress, they try for the sympathy card.
 
Barnaby Wilde said:
I'll tell you where I'm at. Earlier this year Mrs. Wilde was diagnosed with something I can't spell or pronounce, or even understand. Now I'm worth a bob or two so I spent a few bob & we went shopping for doctors, most of 'em agreed that the NHS chap we were already dealing with is probably the bestest in the world in this area. He couldn't give us a timeline but he did say it would be rapid at the end. He told us that the gradual decline symptoms will include many things but the worst of these (for us) will be the cognitive recognition & maybe a shift towards aggression.

Whatever it is, it's a few inches behind her eyes & they cannot go in a get it out. She went blind at the end of August.

We went on a road trip shortly after the diagnosis & ticked off lots of box's on her bucket list, somewhere in Nth Wales she saw this bungalow with a view to die for. So I bought it & we have spent this summer there. 2wks ago it was decided that she really should be moved closer to civilisation & back to that bastard doctor.

I'm 6' 2" 14st & fit as a fiddle, hear me now there is not one of you who could beat me in a fight, I have never been scared of the dark & since I have a son who is twice the man I ever was to stand by my side then there is nothing that can defeat me.

But I cannot do for her what she needs now. I told her many years ago "I'm here, nothing can harm you" which is as big a lie as "I will always love you" innit.
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Harry Bloomfield said:
The problem is with those who suffer mythomania, once they are caught out on one lie, you can never, ever believe anything they post.

They try bullshitting, then when that fails to impress, they try for the sympathy card.
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Doesn't John Dee's Razor Law apply?
 
Wow! I’ve had to take 'Barnaby' off of my ignore list to see what all the kerfuffle is about. I have to say, if any of that is true, I have plenty of sympathy for Mrs Wilde or Mrs Lard as she was previously known, simply for the fact that she is married to a man who cracks on that he knows everything about everything yet she was diagnosed with a life changing condition more than six months ago and he says he still doesn't understand it, can’t pronounce it and can’t spell it. Unbelievable! I have to ask anyone on here who may be believing his story, if their wife had been diagnosed with a life-changing condition six hours ago let alone six months, would you be able to spell or pronounce that condition and have a basic understanding of it? I certainly would.

As for 'having a few bob' and 'going shopping for doctors' - not specialists or consultants mind, but 'doctors', that must have been hard, what with not knowing what the condition was called and as for the NHS chap who is the 'bestest in the world' but just can’t give them a timeline, would that be the same NHS chap who only months ago told them that there was a "70% chance she would be 120% blind in 24 months time"? That timeline was way out then, wasn’t it and not what I’d expect from the 'bestest in the world'.

Still, I can see how upset Dork is though. So upset he that left the forum, rejoined under yet another forum identity and has so far made 24 posts, 20 of which are arguing about Israel and one telling us what a hard man he is.

Sorry. Call me a sceptic if you like, but this just doesn’t ring true to me. I sometimes wonder if even he knows who he really is.
 
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Mottie said:
Still, I can see how upset Dork is though. So upset he that left the forum, rejoined under yet another forum identity and has so far made 24 posts, 20 of which are arguing about Israel and one telling us what a hard man he is.

Sorry. Call me a sceptic if you like, but this just doesn’t ring true to me. I sometimes wonder if even he knows who he really is.
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He's obviously in at least two minds about it, probably many more.
 
Looks like Barnaby Wilde has disappeared up his own arzole now. He'll be back once he's chosen a new user name - no doubt he's still got a story or two to tell. The oldies on here will know this face and the saying that goes with it. ;)

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Isnt dork just the harmless pub fantasist who invents an exciting life to deal with grim reality?

Blup
 
blup said:
Isnt dork just the harmless pub fantasist who invents an exciting life to deal with grim reality?

Blup
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Can’t be that harmless - according to him, he's one of the very few private individuals in the country that has a licence to possess an automatic machine gun so he must be a very speshul Rambo type of person who gained his experience in some elite special forces unit and is on 24/7 standby to carry out any operations that the SAS are too frightened or not experienced enough to tackle…..

Oh yes, nearly forgot, he’s 6’2”, 14st and could beat anyone on this forum in a fight. His son is twice as powerful too.
 
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Mottie said:
Can’t be that harmless - according to him, he's one of the very few private individuals in the country that has a licence to possess an automatic machine gun so he must be a very speshul Rambo type of person who gained his experience in some elite special forces unit and is on 24/7 standby to carry out any operations that the SAS are too frightened or not experienced enough to tackle…..

Oh yes, nearly forgot, he’s 6’2”, 14st and could beat anyone on this forum in a fight. His son is twice as powerful too.
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As Jeremy Clarkson might introduce DL.........


"Some say............"


:D
 
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