T tim west Joined 27 Nov 2006 Messages 11,885 Reaction score 32 Country 11 Nov 2009 #16 the fbi in exchange for a kiss from..
Chezzabelle Joined 10 Apr 2009 Messages 13 Reaction score 0 Location Norfolk Country 11 Nov 2009 #17 their sniffer dog who barked as he saw the....
T tim west Joined 27 Nov 2006 Messages 11,885 Reaction score 32 Country 11 Nov 2009 #18 body floating in the mersey, could the body be that of...
toptec Joined 19 May 2007 Messages 878 Reaction score 9 Location Dorset Country 11 Nov 2009 #19 that Vatican banker......
T tim west Joined 27 Nov 2006 Messages 11,885 Reaction score 32 Country 11 Nov 2009 #20 (you had to be careful how you said that ) or perhaps it was...no...it couldnt be....
toptec Joined 19 May 2007 Messages 878 Reaction score 9 Location Dorset Country 11 Nov 2009 #21 it was, it was the man who claimed for a duck house!!!. He looked like.........
Thermo Joined 21 Oct 2004 Messages 9,979 Reaction score 191 Location Sussex Country 11 Nov 2009 #22 henry the mild mannered janitor and then.......(dun dun dun daaaahhhh...thought id add some atmosphere to the story!)............
henry the mild mannered janitor and then.......(dun dun dun daaaahhhh...thought id add some atmosphere to the story!)............
toptec Joined 19 May 2007 Messages 878 Reaction score 9 Location Dorset Country 11 Nov 2009 #23 the token, old, B & Q DIY customer assistant stumbled upon the scene, took out his tape measure and put it....
the token, old, B & Q DIY customer assistant stumbled upon the scene, took out his tape measure and put it....
T tim west Joined 27 Nov 2006 Messages 11,885 Reaction score 32 Country 11 Nov 2009 #24 in that special place where you believe you'll find it later but can never remember where that is, so now the dilemma was to give the customer good service or as usual...
in that special place where you believe you'll find it later but can never remember where that is, so now the dilemma was to give the customer good service or as usual...
WDIK Joined 15 Dec 2007 Messages 4,864 Reaction score 65 Location Nottingham Country 11 Nov 2009 #25 Atrrgh oop just found it So? just how long have you had this goat infestation
T tim west Joined 27 Nov 2006 Messages 11,885 Reaction score 32 Country 11 Nov 2009 #26 ever since i was a young lad down on the farm m'lud
WDIK Joined 15 Dec 2007 Messages 4,864 Reaction score 65 Location Nottingham Country 11 Nov 2009 #27 tim west said: ever since i was a young lad down on the farm m'lud Click to expand... you need some trees
tim west said: ever since i was a young lad down on the farm m'lud Click to expand... you need some trees
T tim west Joined 27 Nov 2006 Messages 11,885 Reaction score 32 Country 11 Nov 2009 #28 said the big hairy postman as he bent down to...
Chezzabelle Joined 10 Apr 2009 Messages 13 Reaction score 0 Location Norfolk Country 11 Nov 2009 #29 Pick up the ten pence that was just laying on the floor in front of him, all this distraction when all that was going on around him was....
Pick up the ten pence that was just laying on the floor in front of him, all this distraction when all that was going on around him was....
WDIK Joined 15 Dec 2007 Messages 4,864 Reaction score 65 Location Nottingham Country 11 Nov 2009 #30 who proceeded to deliver his fertilised trees