Never Ending Story

was not in the book of revelations,but Charlie del Monte the 2nd wanted to be formally known as the juice man from del monte and decreed that if my image can be projected in to peoples home then my legacy will live on......
 
-- but it was not to be, for the little island of Del Monte was eroding away. Quietly, and without any fuss, in a back room of the United Nations the World map was redrawn and Del Monte wasn't there. It would be many years before anybody noticed
 
that the credit crunch and subsequent cut backs meant that little islands had no place in todays world but the pheonix would have the last laugh and once again the......
 
with a rendition of the boat song with bonnie Charlie(no relation to Charlie del Monte)muttering I'll no go back to Culloden come what may.......
 
Amen! For Demis was sick of bawling out love songs that nobody listened to anymore. He might as well have been singing "I am I said" because he really was singing to no-one there. Right now, he just wanted to get a house in Devon and drink cider from a lemon
 
dish served in the scullery of a Devon longhouse which in the evenings will be converted to a skittle alley......
 
which hairy maclairy from donaldson dairy was fond of ,he could knock them over with a swish of his tail and in the middle of the night this produced an almighty......
 
bellowing sound from the backroom - yes it was Neddy Seegoon warming up his vocal chords to let the locals know ........
 
that he knew all the words to Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, iddle I po
 
which, as we all know, was sung by Seegoon whilst he was riding his crochet knitted bicycle through the streets of............
 
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