Pizza Scissors

[Mottie]

Here's my setup. Had it for years and woks just fine.

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

Nah, pizza cutter is better.

More fun too.

 

[Mottie]

Perhaps, we have one of those handy cheese graters too.

I have this to cut the foil on my wine bottle.

And this bad boy to pull the cork.

Trouble is, most of the bottles I buy these days have screw tops.

 

[mcprinter]

Need a proper chopper

 

[Deleted member 174758]

Can't you just tell it's silly season?

 

[DiyNutJob]

More fun too.

Fun sizes are usually small. No need to cut.

 

[robinbanks]

If you're after efficiency, why not just fold the entire thing in half and eat it like a sandwich? The cutters are built in

 

[Odds]

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Need a proper chopper

That's a contender for the most Freudian post on the site.

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

And this bad boy to pull the cork.
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Trouble is, most of the bottles I buy these days have screw tops.

What's with the tape measure?

 

[Odds]

 

[Mottie]

What's with the tape measure?

I’d just finished measuring my cock.

 

[Nige F]

I have this to cut the foil on my wine bottle.



And this bad boy to pull the cork.
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I thought it was a speculum

 

[Odds]

 

[JohnD]

I’d just finished measuring my cock.

 

[Mottie]

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Blimey, is it that what you use John?