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[Mottie]

Saw this on my way into town to get fish and chips from Vinegar Jones'.

Very apt for a Suzuki 4x4 although I doubt if this car has ever seen any actual mud!

When we first got our Susie, I was going to buy SU51 PUP but Mrs Mottie put a stop to it. It was only £399 from the DVLA

 

[crystal ball]

Vinegar Jones was up for sale recently £2M

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Vinegar Jones was up for sale recently £2M

I don't believe that. I'd take that with a pinch of salt.

 

[Charlie George]

I don't believe that. I'd take that with a pinch of salt.

I had a bet many years ago that i could shoot a fly with an air rifle, i cocked the rifle put salt in the barrel and promptly shot a fly outa the air, i turned it into a salt rifle

 

[Deleted member 294929]

I had a bet many years ago that i could shoot a fly with an air rifle, i cocked the rifle put salt in the barrel and promptly shot a fly outa the air, i turned it into a salt rifle

I sort of get it. Then I sort of dont

 

[HERTS P&D]

Was the fly, peppered?

Andy

 

[HERTS P&D]

Mustard of being a good shot.

Andy

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Was the fly, peppered?

Andy

This isn't the jokes page Andy. People are dying to get on this thread.

 

[Mottie]

Blimey, this thread is getting a battering.

 

[Mottie]

This isn't the jokes page Andy. People are dying to get on this thread.

Wrong thread.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Wrong thread.

I meant it's a serious but hip thread everyone wants to be on.

That Bodd fella knew how to start a good thread.

 

[Charlie George]

This isn't the jokes page Andy. People are dying to get on this thread.

Back on topic now, what's the Capital of Moldova?

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Back on topic now, what's the Capital of Moldova?

Chișinău

 

[RandomGrinch]

I normally relish threads like this.
But for cod-ness sake, keep it condiment-ary!

 

[HERTS P&D]

Hey Random, you should skate along before someone gets theirs mussells out! And I thought you were my soy mate! Anyway another one bites the crust, It was nice to meat you.

Andy