Reading the manual

[AdamW]

"Thou shalt not act daft while driving a vehicle on a public highway, for example teasing officers of the law by pretending to be intoxicated while driving, at the same time trying to stuff as much of your upper torso through the sunroof as will go."

Did you see that episode of "Not the Nine O'Clock News" where Griff Rhys Jones was playing a cop being reprimanded by Chief Constable Rowan Atkinson?

If I recall the charges included "wearing a loud shirt in a built-up area" and "Walking around with an offensive wife". In fact, someone has kindly written a transcript of it here. It starts at the bottom of the screen when the page loads, on my computer.

 

[securespark]

Although with some people (on the tube) coughing without due care & attention SHOULD be a crime.....