The last word....

[conny]

Masses are conducted by Catholic priests.

 

[bell824]

Preist's are men of god.

 

[Space cat]

God helps those who help themselves - but god help them if they get caught!

 

[wotan]

being caught in the act can be very embarrassing

Wotan

 

[Space cat]

Embarrassing moments can come back to haunt you many years later.

 

[wotan]

knowledge obtained later, after the event is retrospective

Wotan

 

[Space cat]

Retrospective analysis will nearly always predict past events.

 

[wotan]

many events of the past are celebrated

 

[Space cat]

Events celebrated to excess often result in non-events

 

[wotan]

non-events, can sometimes be attributed to poor advertising.

Wotan

 

[Space cat]

Advertising to excess just puts people off.

 

[nelsy]

off topic, but who has booked their holiday?

 

[Space cat]

'Holiday homes' used to used to have proper wheels and a tow bar. Ask your granny.

 

[wotan]

apple pies made with granny smiths, are beautiful

 

[Space cat]

beautiful wrappings may conceal shoddy contents