I was waiting to check in to a hotel once and there was a vicar in front of me checking in. "I hope the porn channels are disabled" he said. "No" said the girl on reception, "it’s just normal sex, you fùcking pervert"…..
Me: I drove the new VW Golf yesterday, thought it was rubbish.
You: Oh, so VW are garbage are they? Do you know they're one of the biggest car manufacturers in the world?!?
My analogies are fine, trust me
Let's leave it there, you're not getting itThat one is even worse.
Back to the golden era of the 80's when they had hair and the only thing pierced was a pair of staples through your favourite middle page spread.