The most annoying one is a bit long.
I was trying to park, in one of those car parks which is full so all you can do is go round and round.
So I sat at the entrance to the "circle", blocking the way. I could see all the car park so it was a queue, in effect. A little guy in a little car came up behind and started beeping.
"WHat you do" - I told him I was waiting for a space.
So he said he had to go and he couldn't reverse the 15 yds from the way in. "I not park then, I want go". " You let me by I go round and out".
So I moved .
Someone came for their car, so he blocked me and took the space.
I got out, livid. a foot taller than him and twice as wide. One option was to kill him. The other was to just drive off, so that's what I did.