Complete the Sentence

[Susiejb]

-portfolio, i'm sure that you must have some experience in paddy field restructuring, which will----

be of no use to me, I have decided to join the Sooty and Sweep Fan Club and go on a pilgrimage to....

 

[enyam]

see the puppet master,unfortunately his hand has been where I know not and refuse to shake..................

 

[Susiejb]

hands with him ...and instead will offer him my....

 

[Space cat]

condolences. Today's kids are just too wrapped up in their computers to show much interest in --

 

[Barnsbury]

pieces of rag sewn into teddy shapes, which is part of the sad demise of-----

 

[Susiejb]

supermarket 'Sweep' ...feeling depressed the puppet master decided to liven things up by....

 

[enyam]

playing the hokey cokey but when it came to the hands in hands out he was caught in a quandary about which one to use..........

 

[Barnsbury]

due to not knowing his left from right, an affliction that has caused many embarrassing moments in the sauna because........

 

[enyam]

he should have went to specsavers by not knowing his left from right he should have known right from .............

 

[Space cat]

-- the start that he was actually in Gordon effing Ramsay's kitchen. The only thing he could think of was to make a quick --

 

[Susiejb]

cheese and onion sarnie with a dollop of branston, which didn't go down too well on Masterchef so ....

 

[enyam]

he tried his luck on come dine with me under the light of the silvery moon which was unseen behind this blessed cloud cover....................

 

[Barnsbury]

making the rather drab looking kitchen even more grim, "it doesn't get tougher than this!" shouted the balding.............

 

[Susiejb]

eagle.
"Its cruel to keep that bird in a budgie cage" shouted the MP
"Where did you come from" said the puppet master in an astonished and astounded voice.
"I came from the.....

 

[enyam]

other side of the Styx said the devil in disguise,although dressed liked Cameron sort of gave him away................