---dressed up as Hong Kong Phooey. the MP began to wonder if this was all a bad trip, relating back to the heady days of 1980's school holiday tv, so decided to have a banana split then hailed a double decker which.......
-- for some unknown reason, had an inspector on the bonnet, clinging to the wipers and screeching wildly: "I'll get you for this Butler --
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'am I dreaming this' muttered the MP as the conductor started the orchestra off with a rousing 'Land of hope and Glory ....
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the hands of a passing monkey..
"I've had enough of this... take me back to the black hills ...the black hills of Dakota" the MP closed his eyes and started to dream of....
"I've had enough of this... take me back to the black hills ...the black hills of Dakota" the MP closed his eyes and started to dream of....
-- his student days at the Walmington on Sea College of Art and Marine Biology. Had he really danced the pogo on top of the Novelty Rock Emporium --
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wearing just a grass skirt, memories of his arrest were not good....what if it came out in the papers that he the respected MP had.....
-- quoted the entire European Convention on Human Rights then demanded a bathtub full of spaghetti on the grounds that it was the only way he could --
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get anything to eat, that Parliment Cafe was always choc a block with overweight MP's wanting a bag of chips and curry sauce...
-- the roll-your-own that he'd just smoked wouldn't bear close scrutiny either. It was lucky for him that they never checked his --
-- might have prompted an immediate call to Porton Down. 
But they did have a good laugh when they saw his --
But they did have a good laugh when they saw his --
-- the Kid and an expert on the life cycle of the mermaid (sorry Susie 
). But what really got them excited was his obvious expertise in the field of --
). But what really got them excited was his obvious expertise in the field of --