-- very old nanny goat being sick. "Excuse me sor", said the driver "but Oi fink Oi knows what's wrong wit your --
yellow brick road towards the drainage field. There was a loud bang and a puff of smoke. A wizard stood before them. "I hope you're not looking for the Tin Man" said the wizard, because, because, because, because, because...
-- WHACK! "Drat and double drat! Damn dodgy CD players." They looked all around for the mysterious voice but all they found was --
"Did I really say that?" said Tony, "I meant to say I do love to be in New Delhi, because people there laugh at my jokes. Here's a good one. I used a credit card payphone the other day but put my donor card in it by mistake......it cost me an arm and a leg!!
The farmer, who had been listening, jumped into the combine harvester and drove straight over Tony, "That's the last joke we have to suffer from that...
The farmer, who had been listening, jumped into the combine harvester and drove straight over Tony, "That's the last joke we have to suffer from that...
"Oi got a bran' new combine 'arvester you got a bran' new key. Oi'm gonna drink a barrel o' cider an' --"
sit down by that tree" ahhh he says that reminds me that tree was planted back when...
-- puzzy was a kitten an' me an' my pals was on that there Top of the Pops! Them was the days, but I do miss my puzzy --
Edit: A curse on that swear word detector!
Edit: A curse on that swear word detector!
cat, a lovely little thing was he black with a wonderfull set of white socks and a breast of wonderfull .....
-- silky soft fur. 'Twas perfick for warming up yer tootsies on a cold night when the missuz wuz away wiv --
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Sombrero
-- the local Parish Church, promoting safe...
-- sex for the over-eighties. Many expressed an interest but nobody came --