Complete the Sentence

[Sombrero]

mainly because round here, the over 80's only do dangerous sex... but what was my wife doing with the over 80's? must be down to her libido --

 

[Space cat]

-- I think that's what she calls the thing she bought from - where was it again? Summerfields? If you ask me, it looks more like a --

 

[Space cat]

Oops! Duplicate post. Deleted.

 

[Sombrero]

-- Harrods goodie bag whid had in it..--

 

[Space cat]

-- an old newspaper, a rusty screwdriver and a rotting apple core. It's owner was off to fit a a kitchen for --

 

[s60tsy]

-Gordon Ramsay, who told him to..

 

[Space cat]

-- stick to what he did best and put the effing kettle on; at which point the kitchen fitter called Gordon --

 

[bell824]

-- a hasbeen never wasbeen and that young prodigy jamie oliver would soon have--

 

[Space cat]

-- an accident that would change his life for ever. He would discover mayonnaise --

 

[s60tsy]

flavoured crisps and go on dragons den

 

[Space cat]

-- where all the dragons said "I'm out". They hurried home and tried to make their own, only to discover --

 

[s60tsy]

potatoes were extinct because of gary linekar and..

 

[Space cat]

-- his vocal group, the Crypt-Kicker Five. Henceforth, Monster Mash will have to be made from --

 

[HerrNigred]

You didn't read the OP's rules properly, (or maybe you did and decided to ignore them )

Instructions;
Take the first part of the sentence and complete that sentence using your own imagination. (it is allowed in the rules to use someone else's imagination and you'll get extra marks for that.)

Additional respect will be earned for particular witty, topical or creative constructions.

When you have completed the first part, create a new part sentence, which does not have to be connected or relevant to the previous one.Leave this part sentence unfinished so that another contributor can complete it.
Extra respect will be earned if the sentence is particularly difficult to complete in a meaningful way.

The winner is the one who fails to reach their boredom threshold last.

Henceforth, Monster Mash will have to be made from mashed up politicians, spiced with a little mermaid.

The reason for this post is.....

BTW was space cat the winner so far???

 

[Space cat]

--the general lack of mermaids on this forum in recent years. This has caused some members to look elsewhere for --