Complete the Sentence

[Susiejb]

Eddie...I replied to your question in the Poetry, Music, Books, section...

SC Yes I fear that your sentence is not just a dead duck but is now well and truly buried, .......never to be revived

 

[EddieM]

unless ur joe 90 who veers to the leeward.

 

[Space cat]

unless ur joe 90 who veers to the leeward.

No, I'm definitely not Joe's alter-ego. His poetry is much better than mine for a start.

 

[conny]

Lets see if we can revive this properly.

extra sensory perception.....only to find that.....

--- you aren't really a mermaid at all. So, resorting to good old human ways and means ---

I decided to use a rowing boat. This action led me to ponder......

 

[wotan]

had I made the right decision. Water was comming in faster than....

 

[Space cat]

an out of control space shuttle on speed. With only a split second in which to react, do you sink - or swim - or push the big red button

 

[Susiejb]

so I pushed the big red button...and suddenly in front of me was a...

 

[Space cat]

bunch of curious little cartoon creatures who immediately started to sing. "We are the diddymen --"

 

[Susiejb]

so I chucked them overboard and as they bobbed about I used them as stepping stones to the shore...

 

[Space cat]

-- of lost bottles. As I picked one up, hoping to find a message - or even a drink - I realized that I was not alone

 

[Susiejb]

which made me burst into the song....'You Are Not Alone' and tiny tear trickled down my cheek
...ohhhh that song it just gets me (sob)....softly I felt a hand on my...

 

[wotan]

shoulder - it was a big hairy hand - like that of a........

 

[Space cat]

-- Scottish cloakroom attendant. "Hi there. A'm Angus McCoatup - an those are ma empties. ", he said, looking hopefully at my --

 

[conny]

corkscrew which I was using in an attempt to open a......

 

[Space cat]

--- tin of beans. Why is it that the one time you really, really need a ring-pull can to work - it won't