Complete the Sentence

[Susiejb]

but we buy everything out of the Kleeneeze book...and we're feeling peckish lets have a ...

 

[Space cat]

-- three bird roast! ", said the MP as two wild geese went past, flying upside down --

 

[Susiejb]

mmmm tha's an unusual name for a pub"As two wild geese went past, flying upside down" but lets try it...they went in and took a seat but felt rather uncomfortable when....

 

[Space cat]

-- they saw the pictures on the beer mats, for these were no ordinary geese. "This is outrageous!", the MP roared. "I want to see --

 

[Susiejb]

the manager.....who turned out to be the spitting image of Rod Hull and came out wearing a rather fetching emu outfit...."would you like to see the specials menu sir" he said with a rather strange glint in one of his eyes....

 

[Barnsbury]

"yes indeed" came the rather furtive reply, "are you winking at me?"

 

[Space cat]

"This is our regular menu", said the manager, holding up an array of beer mats,"but if Sir would prefer to see the specials --

 

[Susiejb]

you would have to choose an outfit from here and dress as a ...

 

[Space cat]

pirate or a mermaid." But as 'Sir' considered the options, his lady friend got impatient: "Where are the starters? ---

 

[Barnsbury]

"on the running track, where else" came the mildy sarcastic retort. get your spikes---

 

[Space cat]

-- brushed out. They're getting right up my nose." She was not impressed --

 

[conny]

by the size of the spikes on the big chap in lane three but thought with a bit of persuasion she could make him....

 

[Susiejb]

win the race by flashing her rather enormous .......

 

[Space cat]

-- headlights at him. Unfortunately, this caused him to lose control and --

 

[Susiejb]

he fell to his knees and statred to sob uncontrolably he just kept saying over and over again...