Never Ending Story

[nelsy]

the behind of an ephalump who was trying to ......

 

[Chezzabelle]

work out what the heck a ephalump actually was so deep in thought he didnt notice the...

 

[oompah]

hole left in the middle of the road by Bernard Cribbins and his crew....

 

[tim west]

off having their cuppa but as he was an elephant he'd have no trouble filling a large hole in the road, the clown shocked at what he was seeing shouted STOP....

 

[oompah]

what you are doing and put your hands in the air this a hold up....

 

[conny]

" Excuse me while I make a trunk call," replied the elephant, "I need to call....."

 

[tim west]

long distance to africa and speak to my mate big ears who is....

 

[conny]

really an Indian but no-one can tell us apart.

 

[tim west]

as we are twins (poor mum) still dad is as happy as a...

 

[conny]

dog with two bones.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

and two bum holes to..

 

[tim west]

speak through even though he's actually an albatross (naughty mum) meantime...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

the telephone conversation, took a rather sombre tone when..

 

[nelsy]

Mummy ephalump ordered baby ephalump to wait until Big Ears arrived because.....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

he had dumped in the new neighbours paddling pool, which had been..