Never Ending Story

[conny]

cleaned and refilled that morning with....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

freshly caught elves, fairies and little folk but no leprechauns due to..

 

[conny]

there being a shortage of the little green folk. However...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

there was an abundance of unclaimed money at the local...

 

[conny]

benefits office due to all the polacks, frogs, albanians kurds, etc returning to their native countries allowing all the English folk to reclaim what was rightfully theirs, however this in turn led to...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

civil unrest as they were no longer a multicultural society and we can't be having that, so we invited the hun over for..

 

[conny]

a little tete-a-tete knowing full well they would want to...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

to dress up as frank n furter, if it was..

 

[conny]

OK. But we said, "No, no fancy dress, just come as you are," so they came...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

quite quickly , then went to the EU and..

 

[conny]

and promptly derailed the 'gravy train' which was carrying...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Some onions, yorkshire puddings and a stowaway from...

 

[conny]

the UK with a goat called Mr Tim who had a penchant for...

 

[wotan]

his furry friends, called sooty sweep and soo, they are inseparable...

 

[tim west]

apart from when they go mountaineering as I cant stand heights, I usually wait down the bottom...