Never Ending Story

[Space cat]

"FREEZE!" shouted Hunt. "You're surrounded by armed bar stewards."

 

[Karinska]

"We've got cocktail sticks and we know just how to use them. Alternatively, you may wish to commit 'suicide by cop' in which case, we'll get the tasers out"

 

[Space cat]

"You're Big Brother housemates aren't you?" said Basil.

"How did you know that?"

"You've sawn the wrong ends off your shotguns. Boom! Boom!"

(Original joke by Jasper Carrott. Time I wasn't here --)

 

[oompah]

"You've sawn the wrong ends off your shotguns. Boom! Boom

kerpow ,smack! take that said the masked crusader has he slipped away into the cool night air

 

[Space cat]

"That'll teach them to poke fun at us" he smirked as he walked into a bar

 

[oompah]

which was being swung by leader of the drum majorettes...

 

[Space cat]

who laughed as she helped him up. "You're a Big Brother housemate aren't you."

"How did you know that?"

"You've got your mask on back to front."

 

[oompah]

which is not the way Dumas intended it to be worn......

 

[imamartian]

.. he intended it be worn by constant rubbing... he intented it get so worn, that it was worn away... so that the darkness could return... but what would the darkness do... this time?????

 

[imamartian]

the darkness fell...

(i know posting after my own posts is illegal, but it might wake you lot up!!)

 

[lifesagasman]

like the Sword of damocles on Wotan's..

 

[wotan]

spear, which was shattered, and with it, went all of Wotans power

 

[imamartian]

...sockets. Wotan had to call an electrician...

 

[wingcoax]

but couldn't find a decent one, due to some obscure rule of the land called "Part PEE" which prevented

 

[imamartian]

... common sense prevailing. It was a land where common sense.....