Never Ending Story

[wotan]

was fast becoming extinct.....

 

[imamartian]

.. but fortunately, a few samples of common sense had been kept in a lab in...

 

[wotan]

dewar flask, frozen for eternity........

 

[imamartian]

or until it reached it's sell-by-date. This was written on the bottom

 

[Gasman28]

of a saucepan, once owned by Gordon Ramsey, he said of the find..........

 

[wingcoax]

who would have @@@@@n thought it? i could swear i had cleaned

 

[Gasman28]

the car before I left to go to ..............

 

[imamartian]

that dogging place... next time i must think of my pans before my urge to....

 

[Gasman28]

watch England play football again, afterall, they didn't

 

[imamartian]

do dogging... maybe some sort od sexual teansion could've solved their biggest issue...

 

[Karinska]

being sold on the back streets of Cape Town by a loony called Wayne

 

[imamartian]

and some people thought that Wayne Vuvuzela was so good at football that he was related to....

 

[Karinska]

a chimp called Bubbles who was forever blowing

 

[imamartian]

off! the kind of stench rarely experienced anywhere in the world.. apart from..

 

[Gasman28]

The Phantom Raspberry blower of old London town - he lived down the