Never Ending Story

because of triskaidekaphobia,it needed thirteen ions in each piece but they could not get over their fears.......
 
that they were four ions short, so they went to the local golf club and started shouting .... any old ions...any old ions, a disgruntled player who had just missed a putt, threw a wedge at them, but that wernt a Ha'porth of use....
 
because that one is for right handed players and what they are looking for is a left handed set,well back to the drawing board.......
 
-- to devise a way of making left-handed ions.

"Maybe we can use Fleming's left hand rule."

"Good idea. Where is it?"

They searched the toolbox but all they found was an old newspaper, a rusty screwdriver and a rotting apple core. Some idiot had left all the tools under the floorboards
 
along with the stash of money,whoops should not of mentioned that,but after seeing 7 magpies I got the rhyme mixed up........
 
-- which will happen more often now that the mushroom season is upon us. And so it was for ELO. After lifting all the floorboards, they found the the left hand rule lying in a pile of rice krispies - or maybe they were maggots???

They put the old newspaper, the rusty screwdriver and the rotting apple core back under the boards in case their original owner came back for them and the magpies flew back to their nests which left just one question:

"Who ate all the mushrooms?"

At which point a cuckoo popped out and said "Hey man! What time is it?"
 
its five o'clock and its friday so it must be crackerjack,but there were no longer any pencils to be handed out because of the shortage.....
 
of interesting story lines......
like the pelican that..... blah.. in the blah....

and the man walking on a ....blah.. with a .... blah.....

or the winter on that planet, where.... blah... more blah...


blah de blah..

so, because of the shortage, people began to hoard! by the ...
 
for that was the song the Crackerjack team were messing up this week. "A fiver says they'll forget the words half way through!" said a rueful Mama Cass as she reached for yet another bottle of gin
 
was the original drink from Holland which gave rise to the phrase "Dutch Courage"
 
but Caesar was not convinced. No matter how much alcohol he gave his soldiers, they were in no hurry to mess with the Belgae again. Gaining control of the lager industry was not going to be as easy as he thought
 
because Ceasar was more interested in wine and women and the odd invasion here and there and leaving the evidence buried for T Robinson and the time team to happen upon it.......
 
but there's always a risk that nobody will ever find it. And that was almost the fate that befell Caesar's recipe for mayonaise which, as everyone knows, is hard to make by trial and error. In fact there are as many ways of making mayonaise as there are chefs telling us how to make it. Caesar's recipe would have died along with the rest of the solar system if it hadn't been for Great Aunt Arctica
 
whose nephew arctic roll became sandwiched between a sponge mixture,or it could have been spongebob........
 
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