Never Ending Story

[wingcoax]

He of the rectangular underware, who had a propensity for

 

[Space cat]

sexlydia. That is to say that he found it difficult to spill curtain worms

 

[oompah]

woods scrubs which is used to house some notorious bottom dwellers of the society for the protection of .............

 

[Space cat]

anaerobes. These unfortunate creatures were once top of the food chain until something green and slimy arrived and poisoned their atmosphere. Since that day, they have been condemned to live in dark, dirty places like the detrital ooze. A few manage to make their way up in the world but only as far as some animal's large intestine.

The SPA demands better conditions for these bottom dwellers, starting with the establishment of oxygen-free sanctuaries

 

[Gasman28]

which of course is better known as the House of Commons. There, the inmates enjoys loads of freebies, including

 

[Space cat]

the right to remain silent when they should be speaking up for their constituents

 

[wingcoax]

and a cosy place to rest their weary heads during the afternoon, after a a busy morning doing absolutely sweet

 

[Space cat]

F*nny Adams, the new office cleaner from Albania - or was it Armenia - or maybe Alabama? Nobody was quite sure where any of them were

 

[conny]

coming from, or for that matter going to...

 

[Space cat]

not that they had many options. With the Forbidden Forest on three sides and the ocean to the East, New Wimbledon was a prison where the Umpyres lived in blissful ignorance, watching endless tennis and eating strawberry cremes

 

[oompah]

while trying to stay incognito which was hard in the bright yellow prison uniform and the fleurescant pink arrows was a bit of a give away,but escape was on their minds and no matter what........

 

[wotan]

if they died in the attempt to escape, then at least their spirits would be free, to re-incarnate into..........

 

[Space cat]

Wombles, for many Umpyres were secretly envious of the lowly Wombles. They had grown weary of constantly enforcing the Rules and longed to go wombling free in places no Umpyre could ever fit - like the pub

 

[oompah]

singer who could only reach the high notes after a liberal dose of fire water followed by a chaser.......

 

[Space cat]

who had had enough of non-stop TV quiz shows and just wanted to be wrong for once - and then there was the politician who gave a straight answer just for a laugh and the interviewer who was so shocked that all he could do was repeat the question - and, in among it all, Gene was getting very good at Hunt the Sweetie Wrapper.

"We'll make a Womble of you yet", said Origami. Gene chuckled at the irony of the situation