Never Ending Story

[conny]

move on and change the...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

location and the tap dancing rodents, because....

 

[WDIK]

Moles CIU (clubs and institutes union) had taken a vote and it was decided...

 

[tim west]

all politicians should dress up as moles from now on..

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

or retreat to the back benches in pairs, and dress up as...

 

[conny]

Asses, "They already do!" replied....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Titania as she woke from her sleep only to be....

 

[tim west]

caught off balance by her enormous...

 

[oompah]

wand whilst trying to conjure up .......

 

[tim west]

a pair of puppies from her...

 

[conny]

ample...

 

[oompah]

armpits..

 

[tim west]

one which was very hairy and the other unusually hairless which was surprising as..

 

[oompah]

she wanted to be known as the hairy cornflake presenting the morning radio....

 

[tim west]

but was beaten by lorraine kelly who has taken hairiness to a new level (yes seen the pics )...